Your outie is a creative thinker.
For those outies ready to engage in productive dialogue Lumon is offering Work Debriefs. Your severed life is like a seesaw and should be in balance. So please get back to us and enjoy facts about your innie equally to how they are enjoying facts about you with @wellness_session.
There's complementary pineapple waiting for you.
In honor of reaching 50 Mastodon followers, Lumon would like to share this additional fact about your outie:
Your outie was given the option to learn more about you, their innie, but declined without comment.
Your innie is bad at describing what they do for work to an outsider.
Your innie clicks on the save icon instead of using the appropriate keyboard shortcut.
@daringfireball You can't even find #Severance GIFs in the iMessage image search
UPDATE: I have now completed my re-watch of S01 and am about to embark on S02.
Be ever merry!
#Severance
Apple is now selling the Lumon Terminal Pro.
Could Apple back up a money truck to @atpfm HQ and pay for a full episode where @siracusa configures a Lumon Terminal Pro? Pretty please? #severance
This week on @MagicRaysOfLight:
We say OH YEAAH! to #TheStudio's hilarious expose on Hollywood, and go beyond the headlines of recent TV+ reports - plus, we recap the epic conclusion to the second season of #Severance, and the week in #AppleTV
Listen now : apple.co/3FELbQZ
Well, the most important thing is that Emile is okay. #Severance
So, I’m all set to start binge-watching the second season of ‘#Severance’.
Since it’s been a while since I watched the first season, should I go back and start from the beginning or just jump straight into season 2?
Of all the shows released this past week, Severance, season 2, episode 10 was by far the most enjoyable.
This company knows how to celebrate an accomplishment! Melon balls... waffles... dance party... marching band
The creepy Kier animatronic
The mechanism where Mark talks to himself, is rather effective. It would seem that innies and outties aren't always entirely on the same page with each other.
I pretty much predicted Dylan's fate.
There was that Jurassic Park moment, where you're initially wondering... What are they going to do with the baby goat?
The ending, of course, entices you to want to know what happens next.
Now we have to wait for ANOTHER season.
Your outie finds happiness in small moments.